| friend: | there's nothing worse than death |
| me: | final seasons |
| me: | post-concert depression |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | fictional characters dying |
| me: | hipsters blogs |
| me: | your crush asks someone else out |
| me: | no wi-fi |
| friend: | |
| me: | when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you |
| attractive friend: | wow im so ugly |
| me: | if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then |
| Kid: | why do we have to learn this |
| Math teacher: | because fuck you |
